No need to be embarrassed like this gentleman

“I know you won’t listen, but let me give you some advice. Don’t be so cheap. Forget that Art of the Deal crap and these accidents won’t happen.”

“Don’t lie! I heard what happened. You sent your driver out to a store with a coupon and he returned with the smallest size. It was such a good deal they were the only ones left on the shelf. I also heard you never want to change your diaper until you get at least two days of use. Why are you such a miser?”

His buddy went on to recommend his own go to briefs, the trusted protection of Depend’s Real Fit Incontinence Underwear for Men.