Worst fighters ever plus the distinction between Guts and Balls

Worst MMA fighters ever

The ring card gals have the right attitude and are there to back you up: “Forget all the negativity, the constant booing and remember, we still love you!!!!”

Too often, only the very best fighters get our attention. Think about it. Where would they be without the losers? The guys with that “L” stamped on their forehead. The ones who have made the superstar’s life so rewarding, made them so popular, made them so filthy rich.


Yes, the top fighters are tougher, more proficient. It’s because they have had the better coaches and get trained longer and harder. Their lackluster opponents are henpecked. It’s likely they’re tied up all day doing household chores like washing clothes, the dishes, mowing the lawn and polishing the wife’s car. It’s time to stop pampering these spotlight grabbers. Ignore them when they beat their chest and bellow out things like, “Look at me, look at me! Aren’t I special!” It’s time we gave more kudos to the guys who finish second.

Here are some suggestions regarding the look you should have on your face when the ring announcer announces your negative scores:

1) Act surprised when the scores are against you. Sigh heavily. Show disgust. “That’s weird, I thought I won.”

2) Work on your facial expressions. Learn to flash that dumbfounded, quizzical look when a score goes against you.

3) Wink a lot. A wink goes a long way with a judge to let them know, “Hey, there! I like you. Especially when you make me happy. Do you want to have a good time? I know I’m going to have a good time if you give me a winning score. As a matter of fact, you too can expect to have a good time when things go my way. When I don’t wink and I don’t see that smile on your face, two things come to mind. First, you could have at least forced a smile. And second, if you’re going look like my enemy, act like my enemy, then you better start watching your back.”

4) When someone says, “You looked pathetic out there.” You counter this criticism with an excuse like, “I let him win. Didn’t you see his mother? She was right there in the front row. How am I going to do him dirty in front of his own mom? There’s always going to be a rematch.”

Letter from Benny

Since the patrons in the above video yelled a few harsh remarks at the fighters, I thought it advisable to add this statement of fact from noted scholar Benny Ricardo who clears up the distinction between a man with “Guts” and a man with “Balls”.

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